Wednesday 26 September 2007

Friday 21 September 2007

New conduction normative

And now, learn how to drive with the Pope!


Learn latin with the Pope

You never understood why you had to learn latin? You felt sleep during the latin curses in the school?

If you answered yes to these questions, there is the solution for you! Buy now the new collection to learn latin "Digum,digum" and learn latin with the Pope.



PS: I love the way that he speaks, a kind of catitalian!

Wednesday 19 September 2007

Back with a Blackfriar

yepppieeeee, I am happy as ever i could be. I am the person who is italian in the making and Indian by born. But for u guys I am still an Italian. So my mates I am done with my Masters and now I am all set to work as an Assistant Manager in a betting shop named Coral. Hope so it works all fine for me and I get an oppurtunity to visit u guys all over europe.

But I am extremely sorry and I apologize for not posting on to the blog due to several reasons. First of all I was damn busy on my projects that was a month ago nd then u guys already know i work too hard for my living as it is vey expensive for me to survive in this country. it is freaking £10000 for me. not at all cheap.


And what about u guys, Giovanni I need a explaination why dont u come online on MSN
U always post on the blog and never come online on MSN. everyone except u.

And melissa this post is for u, u insisted so much and i have done it. and what about Andrea where is he what is he upto u pussy detector and a bhen ka lauda (the ppl who have heard it before will only know it). Fede u fine as well??, hope so....


Diego and Danielle are leaving on Saturday so goodbyes to them who have been a great support for me in Aberdeen and having fun.

Giovanni this is a last reminder i say can u please come online it has been ages since i have spoke to u mate


Anyways i will always remember u guys and will have nice memories and some which were truely unexplained.

bye for now mates,
cheers
KARTIK

Sunday 16 September 2007

Incomplet-nessy theorem

It is well known that mathematicians go completely mental after some years spent on their researches...this is a clear example:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Godel%27s_Incompleteness_Theorem

The most interesting part is at the end...talking about lochness

For the laziest ones here is a summary:

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GODEL'S INCOMPLETENESS THEOREM (Standard version):
1. (x^[2abi*yx]/cot[3abi+3e15-{75q83}]) :|: <5e! / xlog42^nth> taken to 35% level (metasyntactic)
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!

Many theories have been put forward as to why the theorem is incomplete. Some speculate that the pure constructs which Godel was attempting to define were so complex and connected so many diverse branches of mathematics that either even his formidable mind was unable to completely articulate them, or he simply ran out of greek letters and gave up. Others contend that he was simply a closet procrastinator and died before he could finish the problem because he spent too much time playing Solitaire and organizing his sock drawer. Modern commentators favour the latter view, based on a note left by Godel that he had finally cracked it, but had insufficient space to write down the proof. However, before he could write it down fully, he was run over by a possum on a unicycle. There are those who say that one day Godel will return to finish the job. These people, who call themselves Waiting For Godel, are crazy.

Some meta-mathematicians claim that Godel believed this theorem would demonstrate why it is so hard to observe the Loch Ness Monster, as it demonstrates that the loch itself is not all there. He suggested that deep parts of the loch actually exist in a para-timeframe which enables Nessie to travel to and from the Triassic period. They prefer the spelling "Godel's Incomplete Ness Theorem".
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- Diego

Friday 14 September 2007


Once upon avon there was a girl who had a cat who wanted new emotions. One day the cat just disapered leting the girl completly upset. After four days without the cat, the girl returned to her hometown to search the cat. She posted the photograph of the cat around the town almost crying because she didn't know if the cat was alive...And after 4 hours of walk, posting the photographs the cat decided to return at home. Maybe he saw the photograph and decided that she was an hysterical girl, maybe he was exhausted to play with the other cats...but the girl was completly disapointed by him.

She returned to Girona (where she was living) and started a new work, knew new people and made the papers for her studies (because she had finished it) and bla,bla,bla...


So, guys, is for this that she is not giving any news to anybody (and because she have not internet at her new home...) but she miss you and she want all of you to come. From "LAPUTA" (not the prostitute, is the name of the film of Hayao Miyazaky) with love

PS: i hope your exams were OK! And Mél you've to give to me some news from Paris, i'm really "impacient"!!


Write more, read as much!

I accept somebody's suggestion we should write more on this blog, as, anyway, we said before as well.
Today, I write, somebody reads, clear enough?
Here you go:

http://www.scottishfa.co.uk/news.cfm?newsid=3183

http://www.rugbyworldcup.com/home/fixtures/round=100/match=10073/report.html#argentina+stun+france+opening+match

http://www.eurobasket2007.org/en/coid_6qcoxPwLHNcQtGE5qT5kL1.articleMode_on.html

Well, of course there is a link between these web pages: find it out!
Basically, every single sport played, just surprising...only Curling is left!
Baci to the girls, a tough hand shaking to men.

Giò

P.S.: E una pacca sulla spalla agli Italiani...

Thursday 6 September 2007

Here we are again...

Hi everybody, I've been missing for a while...

I see that this blog is a little bit too Catalan-French, se we've got to do something!
For a start, we Italians can denounce the filthy French propaganda against our team, few days before Italia-France for the European championship qualifications. We are supposed to be cheaters, and violent? Well, apart from violent (just google "zidane-materazzi" for a general idea...), cheaters as well? Just because we won?!

Aah, without all this rivalry, the match wouldn't be the same, would it? So, enjoy the match, and may the best win...I guess France these days...

If somebody is going, and I hope so, a special hug to Denise and a normal "hi" :-) to her guests! Enjoy the party! I cannot come, I'll be there in spirit, so watch behind you...a kind of pervert spirit!

Anything about me? Just in case somebody is interested, I'm studying Medieval History: I could tell you all everything about, I don't know, Vitikindo, Saxons national hero... Wow!

Cheers to everybody, close and far away.
Giò

P.S.: Forza Italia, questo sabato vi sdrumiamo!

Monday 3 September 2007

For you, my wife!


Even if I'm convinced you would never forget your precious & lovely wife, I'll post this wonderful familly portrait!Don't forget to keep some room for me in your flat...just in case!


I miss you


Your mél