Monday 11 February 2008

De les muntanyes i més enllà, els Teletubbies surten a jugar!

First of all, I may say I'm really sorry I havent seen the Simon photograph before. I know I'll have a hard punishment because of that, but you know Mél that I feel myself as the spiritual daughter of Simon, so: VIVA SIMON!!

Well guys, I know i have not been really in the italian society for the lasts month, and even if i dont regret it (muhahahahaha) i'm going to say i do because i'm a layer as a spanish cunt have to be.

And well, what to say? I'm not really "inspirated" so...just that I have been thinking with you between job and job and work and work and that i really-really-really miss my lazy life in Aberdeen!!!

Aix, what a sad (in the patetic sense) mail, i'm so sorry, i'm going to die because of that!

Estel que rima amb caramel, beixamel i altres tonteries mixtes que ara mateix no valdria la pena dir. Mar, t'enyoro fervorosament com va dir algú fa poc i, encara que no t'ho creguis tinc ganes de que ens veiem d'una punyetera vegada! petonets maca i cuida't, i vine a comprar-me maletes!! Muhahaha!!

Sunday 3 February 2008

Itali 'De cauntri uich sacs'? master uot ar iu tolkin abaut? Didn't iu lissen de italian minister of calciur?.... (I let iu imagin de cleverness of de other ministers)



De best cauntri in de uold in terms of calciur, .... lendscheips, .... biutiful cauntrisaid!!!!
sitis, .... villigis, .... maunteins, .... sisaid!!!!!
did you get thet???

Jeeez (de santone u drimin abaut)

Saturday 2 February 2008

Dear little you

Dear little slaves and friends, this is your Master speaking to you.
I have almost finished my exams, then I'll have time now to conquere the World! (Or at least doing shopping, I need new shoes...)
Anyway, I know I dont give news very often, but I hope to see all of you as soon as possible, even thought some of you have the great idea to live very far, in India or in Cardiff or in Spain, and even some of you have the default to be born in Italy, 'The Country which sucks'...
Take care little slaves, we'll meet in Gondor!

Bisous
(Flori...)